Life in the Slow Lane

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Ok this little thingy pissed me off for some reason. Maybe it’s the cold weather that has me all fiesty, or maybe it’s because I’m hungry there for I’m on edge. But ok this is stupid. Want to know why? Well probably not but I’ll tell you anyway.
Ok I hate Romeo and Juliet. They were two stupid teens who were blinded by lust and thought the world would end if they couldn’t be together. So they killed themselves instead. Shakespeare didn’t write them as a love story, he wrote them as a warning. 
Haha oh don’t even get me started on Edward and Bella. Two of the weakest characters in all literature. Edward is an abusive vampire (ugh vampire really?) and Bella is a moronic nit wit who can’t think for herself. She is consumed with being just like her cold blooded lover, who is emotionally and mentally abusive. 
Funny that Jack and Rose are on here, I’m pretty sure my roomie and I had a conversation about them recently. Rose didn’t love Jack. If Rose loved Jack she would have moved the frick over on that dumb door. There was plenty of room for two of them. Rose didn’t love Jack, she loved getting it on with the handsome poor ruffian as an escape from her lonely existance with her rich husband. 
Like I said, this thing pissed me off. Try to make a literary comparison to love? Want to use fictional characters to prove how strong love is? How about starting with stronger characters as a reference.

Ok this little thingy pissed me off for some reason. Maybe it’s the cold weather that has me all fiesty, or maybe it’s because I’m hungry there for I’m on edge. But ok this is stupid. Want to know why? Well probably not but I’ll tell you anyway.

  • Ok I hate Romeo and Juliet. They were two stupid teens who were blinded by lust and thought the world would end if they couldn’t be together. So they killed themselves instead. Shakespeare didn’t write them as a love story, he wrote them as a warning.
  • Haha oh don’t even get me started on Edward and Bella. Two of the weakest characters in all literature. Edward is an abusive vampire (ugh vampire really?) and Bella is a moronic nit wit who can’t think for herself. She is consumed with being just like her cold blooded lover, who is emotionally and mentally abusive.
  • Funny that Jack and Rose are on here, I’m pretty sure my roomie and I had a conversation about them recently. Rose didn’t love Jack. If Rose loved Jack she would have moved the frick over on that dumb door. There was plenty of room for two of them. Rose didn’t love Jack, she loved getting it on with the handsome poor ruffian as an escape from her lonely existance with her rich husband.

Like I said, this thing pissed me off. Try to make a literary comparison to love? Want to use fictional characters to prove how strong love is? How about starting with stronger characters as a reference.

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Filed under love love is better when you relate it to smart people who were actually in love romance romance to teens is quick and easy love where at the end someone dies off literature please for the love of God give these kids something good to read!

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Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame
-Song of Solomon 8:6

Place me like a seal over your heart, like a seal on your arm; for love is as strong as death, its jealousy unyielding as the grave. It burns like blazing fire, like a mighty flame

-Song of Solomon 8:6


Filed under love romance bible

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More than 2 hours later…

  • My Wedding Binder and Journal have been organized (after more than 5 years of total disarray) 
  • New ideas and magazine clippings have been added to both making…
  • My 3” binder totally full and my 500+ page journal nearly filled
  • Total back and tail bone pain are happening now from sitting on the floor for most of the evening
  • I realized that I have no life
  • And I realized that I have a slight obsession with weddings
  • And I am all the more anxious/impatient for Matt to propose 

Filed under weddings love orgainization I have no life nerd I'm 21 years old and it's a Friday night. Why am I not out partying?