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calibornthisgay:

My Parents Need to Stop Touching My Stuff: The Musical

featuring the hit single “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me”

First Song: Close My Door All The Way

Secret track: “I Made A Long Distance Call To My Mother Just To Find Out Where The Hell She Put My Socks”

Big Group Number: I Know You Have A Favorite (It’s Not Me)

Dramatic song: That’s Not My Name, That’s The Dog’s

Mine and Kylie’s life. No joke

(Source: flyakamaizyolo, via liller)

• I woke up and called in sick to work
• Took my husband to the doctor since he has had a fever, cough, and chest pain on and off for the past 2 weeks. 
• Went to the doctor, his heart rate was too high, they send us to the hospital
• He undergoes a bunch of tests and they discover a ton of fluid surrounding his heart
• 3:00 pm he has heart surgery to remove said fluid, they take out 800 ml. 
• 4:00 I am told he is out of surgery and he will be in the ICU for at least 3 days. 
• I do not see him until 8:00 pm. 

Now I am sitting in a beyond uncomfortable chair trolling tumblr and watching netflix while he sleeps. This has literally been the worst day ever, and I am BEYOND thankful that my sweet hubs is ok and will be ok. 

Praise God